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The Original HA! HA! Guy Whiteboard

Board Specs

  • 12 x 9 inches, 2 mm thick
  • Rewritable glossy surface
  • Sturdy, compacted foam board
  • Rounded corners to prevent dents
  • Made in the USA

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Best HA! HA!s of The Daily Quaker!

Yes, its true. We've stopped selling HA! HA! Guy Whiteboards. I hope you've enjoyed the Daily Quaker! and that it occasionally made you laugh. Posts may occasionally happen in the future but they will be far from daily. As a last hurrah, here's a look back at some of my favorite posts and pictures from this grand experiment.

Yarrr! And I command Yeee to swab the Poop!!

Your beer is teh suck!

Nerd Alert

A dissertation on reusable feminine pads. Bonus: some of the funniest comments on the blog. Be warned, it's nasty.

HA! HA! Poop!

Reporters Get Science Wrong Often

It's a trap!!!!

Stinky Pee!!

No, My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard!
A classic.


HA! HA! Guy Defined

A story about the corruption of the youth in America. The HA! HA! Guy made his way to hundreds of t-shirts worn by little kids.

He's not kidding


Balls!  On His Chin!!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

More Thanksgiving!

I'm eating turkey!

Turkey Day! Yup, it's a turkey leg. Just like the Renaissance faire!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Breasts are the Best!


"Can you believe the size of my breast!?"

Friday, November 28, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!

Too Much Turkey

"I can't believe I at the whole thing!!"

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Breaking News: HA! HA! Guy Origin Discovered

Let's cut the bull. Some researchers on Fark recently discovered the actual origins and likely history of the HA! HA! Guy.

To date we knew that the HA! HA! Guy originated from a turn of the nineteenth century advertisement for Forbes' Insoluble Dry plates. We know that dry plates are used for photography and not a colonial slang term for dentures. Everything else you've ever heard about the HA! HA! Guy was either legend or made up purely for our own amusement.

New Information

Discovered in the depths of teh Interwebs was a Goodwill Auction for a painting of a "Midland Man 1874" that looked eerily similar to the HA! HA! Guy.

Decide for yourself:

Midland Man 1874

The back of the painting reads "The man who resigned a Midland position in 1874 and got his pay"

A quick Internet search on Midland 1874 reveals that there was a Canadian railroad company, the Midland Railroad, that suffered severe financial troubles in 1874. Perhaps the HA! HA! Guy was a manager who pulled an 1874 Enron?

'Midland 1874' may also refer to a series of locomotives manufactured in England, a strip of track laid in the Western part of the United States, or possibly an Illinois railroad company that foreclosed that year.

This is epic. Not only do we have digital proof of this amazing, full color painting of the original HA! HA! Guy, but we have a another shred of evidence linking us to his origin.

The HA! HA! Guy is the Midland Man reincarnate.

Do you have more information? Email TDQ! because we want to know!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Ping Pong Ball Head

He's got a a ping pong ball!

Do you have HA! HA! Guy pictures? Send me a link! Upload to flickr (tag 'hahaguy')! Send them to me by email! Spread the joy!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Saturday, September 13, 2008

A Bearded HA! HA! Guy

I've got a beard!

Purple is just not your color.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

TDQ! Looks Good on the XO Laptop

Give me some sugar -- OLPC

Here's to corrupting children of the first world and the third world. The HA! HA! Guy does not discriminate and neither should you.

A toast: OLPC, here's to you.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

You've Killed a Perfectly Good Smell!

Good Smell, Bad Smell!

"Your house smells like delicious Italy itself, THEN you baked cookies and burned something in the oven :("

I laugh at your misfortune!!!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Where's my 'Board?

Slaves, do the HA! HA! Guy's Bidding!

While we work to liquidate the few remaining whiteboards in our inventory we ask for your patience in the shipping process. Part of the reason we're liquidating is that we plan to close down shop by the end of the year. We're closing down shop because what was once a three-person endeavor is now just one and a half people. The founders of Tri-Corner Humor are now spread across the East Coast residing in different states from North Carolina to Pennsylvania. No matter what happens, if you order a HA! HA! Whiteboard we will send it to you and if you send us an email I will respond to it.

Thanks for the laughs and keep sending us your HA! HA! Guy pictures.

And keep ordering whiteboards. There is a limited time they will be available after all.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

That beer's got Head!

Watch for Kraussen!

So I went to brew some beer and decided to do my primary fermentation in a glass carboy. That must have been some really good yeast because it blew the top right of the carboy! I then transferred everything over to my trusty Ale Pail since there's a lot more space in the top of that than in the carboy. About 6 hours later the airlock got clogged and the top blew right off the bucket! This is the most intense primary fermentation I've ever seen.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Where can I get a hat like that?

Dear Quaker,

Where can I get a dapper hat like yours? I've been looking for years!

Not the Ha-Ha Guy

my hat has three corners!

Three corhers has my hat!

I've also heard you can find a dapper triconered hat at Amazon.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Ikea is Great?

Arhg!!! Ikea!!!!

But they were kind enough to give me a complimentary coffee and Swedish dessert for my troubles!

Friday, August 8, 2008

HA! HA! Guy Rules the Office Door

New Office Door

You can rule the office too! And at a newly reduced price!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

HA! HA! Homebrew!

HA! HA! Homebrew!

Homebrew is the best brew. HA! HA! Guy approved. Thanks for the pic, Tom.

Friday, August 1, 2008

They Love Their Juice Tiger

The Avid Juicers!!!

Keep the pictures coming! Cell phone HA! HA! pics are the best! Email us photos of your HA! HA! Guy in action and we'll post them on The Daily Quaker!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

HA! HA! It's a Giant Whiteboard!

I'm on HGH!!

[Regular HA! HA! Guy Whiteboard pictured for dramatic effect.]

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

You got Your Hairs Cutted!!

My Barber is Not Awesome!

Me: Marie, could you trim these few stray hairs you missed yesterday when you trimmed my hair?

Marie: Sure!

Me: [hands trimmers to Marie, bends over for trim.]

Marie: [takes trimmers, flicks on, starts buzzing] Oh Noooooo!

Me: What?

Marie: I'm sorry. Well. I guess we have to buzz it all now!!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Monday, July 21, 2008

Ruler of the HA! HA! Whiteboards

me love you LONG

I was an early prototype
but it was decided that I
was too big and allowed for too many
words thus defeating the wonderful, witty
brevity of the two line format and rendering
everything that is funny about the HA! HA! Guy to
not be quite as funny anymore!!!!

This early prototype, with HA! HA! Guy measuring in at over 8 inches tall, was just a little too overwhelming for our Beta testers to handle. Sure, it's awesome, but there was also something just a little wrong with the King Kong magnitude of everyone's favorite jolly Quaker guy.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Thursday, July 17, 2008

May This day Live in Infamy

May This day Live in Infamy

Happy Birthday HA! HA! Guy! It's been a great three years! Thanks for all the laughs!

Query the Quaker!

Send your questions to the
HA! HA! Guy now and get a coupon good for 25% off!

About the HA! HA! Guy Whiteboard

Originally used in the late 1800's to advertise Forbes' Photographic Dry Plates, the HA! HA! Guy has since become a blockbuster Internet phenomenon.

For the first time since the nineteenth century, the HA! HA! Guy is available in physical form embodied as the future of door enhancements. The HA! HA! Whiteboard brings all the wit and sarcasm the HA! HA! Guy is famous for to your dorm, office, or cube!

We promise that this will be the best online whiteboard impulse buy you will ever make!